16 Things You’ll Regret Googling (Seriously, Don’t Do It)

If you want to avoid going down the rabbit hole of the internet and spending unnecessary hours you won’t get back, then avoid using Google for all of the things on this list. You’ll save stress, have more time on your hands, and you won’t be excessively disturbed.

Calculus Bridge

When you think about this, you’re probably imagining a math problem or a theory. Nope. It’s a highly intense plaque buildup that causes receding gums, and it’s a dental disaster that is not only going to gross you out, but it’s also going to make you run to the bathroom and immediately take care of your mouth.

Red Pill

This is a part of Reddit where anonymous men air their grievances, and it’s been described as a pretty misogynistic place. Most of the issues concern men’s rights and dating strategies. While no one is against men’s rights, many have been upset by what is said about women and female rights.

Smoker Lungs

Since we were kids, we’ve seen school videos explaining why we shouldn’t smoke, and we’ve seen baseball players with mouth damage from chewing tobacco. However, the lungs are the stuff of nightmares. Not only can their condition make you physically sick, but if you’re someone who can’t let things go, you’ll never stop seeing these images.

Symptoms

We don’t need Dr. Google to tell us what’s wrong with us. If you google “headache,” the results might suggest you have cancer or a rare disease that barely existed a hundred years ago. Sometimes this information can actually stop you from freaking out about something you don’t have, but on the flip side, it could trigger massive anxiety. Since it’s hit or miss, just don’t do it.

Inside the Trash Can

People are fascinated with what others buy and what they throw away, and honestly, it’s weird. Cleaning videos have been popular, so it’s not surprising that videos of dirty, discarded items are too. However, these videos will truly make you sick, not just a little bit — you’ll find them absolutely disgusting.

Belly Button Bugs

Your belly button is something you rarely think about, but it’s a prime area for bacteria. If you google this term, you’ll see images of bugs and complications that arise from piercings. It’s more graphic than you might expect and not for the faint of heart.

No Sleep

Many people with insomnia think the internet is a good place to find a cure. However, if you wind up on the no-sleep Reddit forum, you’re going to scare yourself silly because it’s full of horror stories. The tales are so intense that you might find yourself awake all night with the lights on.

FDA Defect Levels Handbook

If you don’t want to be traumatized for life, don’t google this. It’s a handbook that details the maximum levels of rodent hairs, maggots, and other disgusting things allowed in our food. For instance, did you know there could be beetles in your asparagus?

L-Cysteine

This compound is synthesized from human hair collected from the floors of salons. It’s added to commercially produced bread and, if that doesn’t scare you, it should. Like the other items on this list, you shouldn’t look it up unless you never want to eat bread again. The discoveries are not just stomach-churning but incredibly disheartening.

Product Safety

With this one, if you want to know whether a product is safe to eat or use, it’s best to seek professional or medical advice. The internet offers a lot of opinions, and it seems everyone thinks they’re right.

Translations

This one is hit or miss because sometimes translations are incredibly off—and they can be hilarious. However, the reason to avoid looking it up is that you might get translations that don’t make sense or include swear words and other problematic content.

Skin Conditions

If you’re wondering about a mole on your bottom or flaky skin on your face, googling it will provide a plethora of information that’s bound to freak you out, show you graphic details, and eventually prompt you to book an appointment with your doctor. It’s best to consult a professional first.

Incrimination

If you’re googling something that could be illegal or may incriminate you, then you really shouldn’t be looking it up. Everyone now knows that we’re all being tracked or analyzed in one way or another. As such, you shouldn’t do things you wouldn’t want others to know about.

Cancer

Cancer is an awful and frightening topic. Here’s the sad part: if you use the internet to look up what can cause cancer—whether it’s swimming, owning a dog, eating certain foods, or even some things in your house—you’ll end up scaring yourself silly with these searches.

Things That Embarrass You

We all have embarrassing searches and things we don’t want others to judge us for. However, even if you permanently delete your search history, it’s not truly gone. Security experts have warned that the right teams can recover your personal information, web history, and other private details.

Stay Off Google

There are things that you should google and things that you shouldn’t. Thanks to this list, you now see that some searches can lead to embarrassment, sickness, and a host of other issues. Instead, just stay off Google, and you’ll feel much better and save yourself from sleepless nights.

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Posted by Jenifer Dale